Better Off Ted » Quotes

Hair is Up!

admin — Tue, 26 May 2009 23:10:32 +0000

Veronica: And the next time some survey asks how happy you are, you check “very,” or I’ll give you something to be happy about.
Ted: I’m not sure that makes any…
Veronica: The hair is up. That’s all they hear

Two Other People

admin — Tue, 26 May 2009 23:09:50 +0000

Veronica: Another time, another place. Two other people, it could have been magniflorious.
Phil: You mean that?
Veronica: I do. Particularly the part about two other people

Giving Up

admin — Tue, 26 May 2009 23:07:41 +0000

Ted: Never give up. That’s what I always tell my daughter. She tells me to stop telling her, but I tell her I can’t, because that would be giving up

Weaponize a Pumpkin

admin — Tue, 26 May 2009 23:07:08 +0000

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There’s a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie