Lem Hewitt
Malcolm Barrett stars as Lem Hewitt on ABC’s whacky office comedy, Better Off Ted. Lem works as a research scientist under Ted at Veridian Dynamics. Lem is best friends and co-workers with Phil.
The two of them are a deadly pair that can invent whatever hairbrain scheme the powers that be ask for.
Phil Mymen
Jonathan Slavin stars as Phil Mymen on ABC’s new comedy, Better Off Ted. Phil is a top research scientist at Veridian Dynamics and works directly under Ted.
Phil is married but seems fairly inept at that relationship. He seems a little better at his one with his co-worker and best friend, Lem.
Phil is easily manipulated into doing whatever the company asks such as freezing himself in the pilot.
Hair is Up!
Veronica: And the next time some survey asks how happy you are, you check “very,” or I’ll give you something to be happy about.
Ted: I’m not sure that makes any…
Veronica: The hair is up. That’s all they hear
Two Other People
Veronica: Another time, another place. Two other people, it could have been magniflorious.
Phil: You mean that?
Veronica: I do. Particularly the part about two other people
Giving Up
Ted: Never give up. That’s what I always tell my daughter. She tells me to stop telling her, but I tell her I can’t, because that would be giving up