Weaponize a Pumpkin

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There’s a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie

Episode 7 – Get Happy

Veronica works on improving morale at the company and reinventing herself as someone more likeable after a survey reveals that the staff is miserable and Ted tries to win over an older demographic.

Episode 6 – Good-bye, Mr. Chips

Ted is inadvertently deleted from Verdian’s system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.

Episode 5 – Win Some, Dose Some

Linda is accidentally dosed with an experimental drug that gives her bursts of energy and unexpected side effects. Ted and Veronica try to outdo each other while helping Rose with a school fund-raiser.

Episode 4 – Racial Sensitivity

Ted discovers a glich in the company’state-of-the-art sensor system, prompting Veronica and other execs to try half-witted (and racially insensitive) solutions instead of replacing the system.

Episode 3 – Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

Ted brings his daughter, Rose, to work, where the little girl surprisingly bonds with Veronica. Meanwhile, Phil and Lem reexamine their working realationships and Linda’s ex-boyfriend resurfaces.

Episode 2 – Heroes

Ted and Veronica fake an award for Phil so he won’t sue the company.

Episode 1 – Pilot

Ted struggles to find the line between right and wrong, especially after the company decides to freeze Phil in its new cryogenics chamber.

Isabella Acres

isabella-acresIsabella Acres is an American child actress.

Isabella Acres’s Personal life

Isabella Acres was born in Atlanta, where she discovered her love for acting in children’s theater. She then relocated to Los Angeles. Isabella does ballet and jazz dance, and she also has talent in playing the piano. She does swimming and gymnastics, and sings soprano. When she’s not acting, Isabella enjoys dancing, gymnastics, writing storybooks and fashion design.

Isabella Acres’s Television credits

Isabella Acres appeared on an episode of Monk (TV series) in 2007.

Her other television credits include single episodes of The Mentalist where she playes Patrick Jane’s(Simon Baker) daughter and on the hit television show Hannah Montana.

Acres is now on the comedy series Better Off Ted, a mid-season replacement on ABC for the 2008-2009 season, starring Jay Harrington, Portia de Rossi and Andrea Anders She plays Rose, Ted’s (Harrington) seven-year-old precocious daughter.

Isabella Acres’s Film

Isabella Acres lended her voice to Horton Hears A Who! (film) for additional voices.

Malcolm Barrett

malcolm-barrettMalcolm Barrett (born 1980) is an American actor.

Malcolm Barrett’s Career

He was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY and attended Stuyvesant High School in Manhattan. He has appeared as a series regular on Fox’s The Sketch Show and Luis.

Barrett has had recurring appearances on the New York-based Law & Order franchise. He was featured as a squatter and drug dealer in an episode of The Sopranos and also guest starred in the pilot episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and in an episode of Monk as a lottery fanatic. He has also appeared in several television commercials, including national spots for Hummer, and AT&T. The AT&T spot, which features Barrett shooting baskets in a sports bar, received frequent airplay during the 2008 NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Tournament.

Barrett will be playing the character “Lem” on a new show, Better Off Ted which airs on Wednesdays on ABC.

Barrett is a spoken word artist and hip hop performer who has recorded under the aliases “Tourette’s,” “Verbal,” and “The Velvet Rope.” He appeared on the 2002 EP Timber, by electronic recording artist M Pinto. He is currently working on his debut album entitled “The Backpacker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”